30% Evil

Entertainment Cartridges is 30% evil. It could be worse - a Democrat who is a woman blogging as Moxie Girl about politics in Washington was found to be 70% evil. Well, of course! But hey - if the Gematriculor says it, we must just accept our rating and move on. It would be hard to describe this site so I'm just going to copy and paste the intro. Click on the image to link to it and find out how evil your site is. If you have a lot of time to kill, find a site or two that have ratings of 0% evil and send them to me, ok? I really want to know which blogs God really likes.

"The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct."

Alrighty then.