Tech Terms by Jamaal

Part of Jamaal's job is to write definitions for glossary items. Here's his list for my internet research lesson:

Internet-the state of being trapped in a spiderweb; "the bug was caught internet created by the dastardly spider: oh the horror!!"

ftp-f*** term of project…I want fulltime baby!!

World Wide Web-Where the annual Spider Man convention is held

Icon-Whitney, Barbra, Liza, Diana…divas!!

Hyperlink-a link that needs ADHD medicine

http—the sound one makes when they want someone to be quiet; it’s the new “shhhhh!”

Hypertext-text that needs ADHD medicine

Hyperlink-links that need ADHD medicine

Bookmarking—scribbling in textbooks; can be costly.

url—“If you are L, then does that make me M?”

Keyword—any word that begins with key; keynote, keychain, keyring, keystroke

Web page—what you see when you open a REEAAAAALLLLLY old book.

Browser—the skeevy old man at the club.